Dump Cathy

Congressperson Is Unsure Whether Or Not She Attended High School

Rep. McMorris Rodgers: Congratulations on your accomplishments so far this year -- hilarious! 

The majority of your legislative agenda, obviously, has been devoted to your role in the Trump Crime Family's retribution campaign, no matter how silly it makes you look - which is quite silly. We love it when our elected official is entertaining -- brava!

Your unawareness of your own donor-shaped agenda is fun to watch. You boast about bringing broadband to rural communities, but the legislation your donors gave you to propose outlaws municipal and community broadband. It is possible you think your donors' legislation will somehow bring broadband to more rural residents by outlawing one of their options. Or, maybe you are aware of the dark side of your donor-fed proposal. Either way, you come across as unqualified for a job that should be performed by a thinking person.

What is the root of your unawareness? Presumably, most of it comes from your lack of education. We heard you were raised in the dark in Canada without access to ordinary schooling.

Your "official" biographies claim you graduated from Pensacola Christian College in 1990. Your Facebook page includes a photo of you holding a PCC diploma standing next to an immediate family member. So, we assume you did "graduate" from that unaccredited "college" in 1990. But, if that is true, then the rest of your history seems false.

Your various official biographies claim you graduated from (i) Kettle Falls High School in 1986, (but also (ii) "Columbia River Christian Academy" in 1986, and also (iii) Kettle Falls High School in 1988. Are any of these true?

You were born in May, 1969. So, in June 1986, you were one month past your 17th birthday. Americans do not graduate high school at age 17, unless they have skipped a grade. We doubt it, since you never attended school.

We took a twitter poll to find one of your 1986 KFHS classmates, but no one admits to attending any class with you or knowing someone who did. No one remembers you.

We conclude your claim to have graduated from KFHS in 1986 is untrue.

You may have "graduated" at age 17 from "Columbia River Christian Academy" in 1986 -- a unaccredited "school" fully out of compliance with Washington education regulations.

You couldn't have been lawfully homeschooled. Homeschooling in WA requires college educated homeschool marms, but you say you are the first in your family to attend "college".

We conclude you may have obtained a GED from KFHS in 1988, and your official bios have tried to obscure your dark secret. Rep. Boebert is another armed Christian trump-cultist mom who also only has a GED, but at least she is honest about it.

Or maybe you have no GED - just the fake CRCA "graduation" and the fake PCC "graduation".

In your race against Dr. Lisa Brown, your official WA Voters Guide materials claimed you earned an "MBA" from University of Washington, but you were never an MBA student at UW. The UW's Foster School of Business MBA program requires the GRE or GMAT, an undergraduate degree from an accredited college, plus a high school diploma, and you have none of those.

In other materials, you claim to have an "EMBA", which program the UW will offer based on job experience if the applicant lacks the college pre-requisites, as you lack. So, what did you tell UW about your educational background. KFHS 1986? CRCA (unaccredited) in 1986? KFHS in 1988? GED in 1988? PCC (unaccredited) in 1990?

It is possible you told the truth on your UW application, and that you deserved a chance to enroll in the EMBA program based on the truth. But our guess is, based on your history of narrative-serving obfuscation, that you did not tell the truth to UW, and you deprived a deserving student of your spot in the program.

We have lost faith in your ability to tell the truth. You are pregnant with trump and carrying him full term, no matter how absolutely silly it makes you look. Lying about whether you attended high school makes you look even more silly.

So, Congresswoman, can you clarify? Did you attend and graduate from KFHS, as you claim, at age 17? Did you tell the University of Washington the truth in your EMBA application?

If your staff keeps track, put us down as FOR our Congresswoman falsely claiming to have graduated an accredited high school at age 17, because that is hilarious given that the Congresswoman seems entirely uneducated; but, put us down as AGAINST our Congresswoman lying about her educational background to earn an exception to the University of Washington's admissions policies, because that deprived a deserving student of admission to our state's flagship educational institution.

Have a nice day.

Congressperson Votes To Oust Fellow Congressperson For Not Adhering To Trump Cultism

Congresswoman Rodgers: LOVING your vote to oust Rep. Elizabeth Cheney from leadership of our grand old party. EXTRA LOVE for refusing to tell the Spokesman Review about your secret vote. Secret voting is sacred!

As a lifelong republicans, we've had it with Rep. Cheney and her connections to the Bush family and the Romney family -- all of them, with their attitudes and fancy schools. Who needs that?

The worst is Rep. Cheney's refusal to go along with THE BIG LIE. 

Our orange lord instructed us that "The Fraudulent Presidential Election of 2020, will be, from this day forth, known as THE BIG LIE." But then Rep. Cheney spun that around like Mr. Trump is lying! The nerve of her to disrespect President Trump's proclamation about THE BIG LIE.

President Trump only engages in "puffery" -- idioms and boasts and ambiguities -- the stuff of his rallies. He leaves outright lying to soldiers in his Trump Crime Family, like you.

Our favorite outright lie was you in the January 6 Spokesman Review on your planned vote against democracy: "[PA] had 205,112 more votes than voters". That outright lie was fed to you by one of your Trump Crime Family handlers, and not questioned by you, since you have no sense for numbers or math or or official state election data websites.

You aren't getting enough credit in this whole THE BIG LIE controversy. Your THE BIG LIE and its role in Mr. Trump's THE BIG LIE is important to us in the Fifth District. As lifelong republicans, we were proud when democrat Tom Foley became speaker -- proud for the District. We want to feel the same way about you. 

Your THE BIG LIE is also important to your fellow trump-cultists. We have posted about the racism and defamation regularly posted to Facebook by one of your immediate family members. You don't seem to care about your immediate family member publicly posting racist defamation. We think it is HILARIOUS how absolutely silly this makes you look. If we had a family member regularly publicly posting racist defamation, we'd probably talk to our immediate family member to say "cool it with the racism and defamation", but that's just us.

Extra HILARIOUS that your role in the Trump Crime Family has you pretending Facebook is "censoring conservative voices" when all it is doing is flagging racist defamation by your immediate family member and others who cannot resist breaching Facebook's Terms of Service, to which they have contractually assented. Your mission in the Trump Crime Family retribution campaign is so ridiculous that it makes you appear to support racist defamation posted by your immediate family member! 

Plus, who is feeding the racist defamation to your immediate family member? We should reach out to those suppliers since and they are adversely affecting the optics of your current mission.

But wait, there's more. On January 6, your immediate family member posted: "President Trump will lead the millions of Americans who understand exactly what’s going on. You are watching an effort to steal the presidency of the United States. Are we willing to fight for our freedom and liberty? Patriots we must rise."

Then your immediate family member followed this with a meme of flying pigs to indicate that your immediate family member would accept Mr. Biden as President only when pigs are flying.

All of that seems wrong -- the optics are bad for you and reinforce the stereotype of you as an uneducated, unthinking, racist-coddling, corrupt, trump-huffer -- which we know is true, but many of your constituents still think you are "nice" and "Christian".

Odds are, you will say nothing and do nothing. Nothing beats your "say nothing do nothing" approach. For example, one of your supporters in your District loaned his AR-15 to his child to take on a federally funded school bus, on a federally funded road, to a federally funded school, to slaughter other children. You said nothing and did nothing -- which we LOVE, because of freedom. Our favorite part of your school slaughter is that your supporter remains a free man, not charged with any crimes, despite his child's success in slaughtering other children.

Last week another child borrowed a gun from her parents to take to school to slaughter other children. You said nothing and did nothing, which normally we would think is AWESOME. But this school shooting is special -- it is a milestone in the middle school shooting gender gap.

Finally, a girl in the role as shooter! Seems the sort of gun-related, youth-gender thing you would tout. Nothing says freedom like loaning a weapon of war to a little girl to take to school to slaughter other children. You remind us you will always support the second amendment, apparently no matter how many children use guns to slaughter other children.

We are confident you will continue to shine in your secret missions for the Trump Crime Family -- your smiling empty vessel of ignorance is perfect for the Trump Crime Family to use and abuse without recourse. We know you are a corrupt nitwit, but most of your constituents still think you're "nice" and "Christian". All of that makes you a perfect avatar for the Trump Crime Family's dark agenda of hatred and scamming people - you never ask questions and no one ever asks your opinion. You're absolutely malleable and fungible, Rep. Rodgers - just like your handlers want you to be.

If your staff is keeping track, put us down as FOR your vote to oust Rep. Cheney for making THE BIG LIE ambiguous, since her comments diminish the contribution of your THE BIG LIE to Mr. Trump's THE BIG LIE; but put us down as AGAINST your immediate family member demanding that "patriots must rise" on January 6, since that did happen, and police officers were murdered by your rampaging fellow trump-cultists, and murder of police officers makes your silliness less humorous overall.

Good luck with your future Trump Crime Family missions -- we will be watching!

Have a nice day, Congresswoman.