Dear Rep. McMorris Rodgers:
FANTASTIC serpentine moves yesterday avoiding a reporter asking you if committing a crime is criminal. The staircase down, the elevator up, the twisting and the juking -- like a punt returner in a red dress dodging the truth. The pretend phone call was MONEY -- "Can't talk now, I've got Bette from Spokane on line one." Your embarrassing two minutes of abject cluelessness made the national news!
NEWS: Republican Congresswoman @cathymcmorris (WA) refuses to admit that foreign interference in our elections is illegal. Watch: pic.twitter.com/AO2aaz0BqA
— MoveOn (@MoveOn) October 30, 2019
Even George Takei from Star Trek slowed his ship down to inquire about your provocative dance. This is AWESOME -- celebrities and national reporters all asking for your opinion. Like they care!
It's a yes or no question, Congresswoman. https://t.co/GgpIJGSm6P
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) October 30, 2019
Today will be a big day for you with your chance to vote no on the House impeachment resolution. Be brave and think about your constituents. Think about Bette, and Armida and Eileen and the other fictional characters you have conjured up who approve of every element of your laughable backwater agenda. Think about your mentors Bob Morton, Jim West, Mark Foley, Dennis Hastert, and Larry Craig. Would they want some public hearings about improprieties by a republican politician? Sure as heckfire no.
Cannot wait for your "statement" criticizing the process about impeachment to try to trick your low information constituents into thinking that you're thinking. We received your weekly mailer including its thoughtful "read my statement" link. Last week your "statement" was 35 words but this week's "statement" regarding Adam Schiff was 30 words. What an efficient formal statement! Just like your summary of the impeachment inquiry -- "the July 25 phone call does not include a quid pro quo". Case closed!
Everyone we talk to at the firing range and at church fully supports your approval of your positive disruptor. Everyone thinks that a lying philandering criminal traitor should be able to use the monetary and human resources of the U.S. government to line his own pockets and then lie about lying about it. Nothing says freedom like belittling career State Department diplomats who disapprove of a president trying to rig an election with the assistance of former soviet republics.
People say there is no humor in politics, but we had Al Franken, at least for awhile. But now we have your Benny Hill silly walk on video avoiding the question: "Is committing a crime criminal?" Just like the Huffington Post video you got scrubbed from the internet where you told the reporter "I'd like to see the documents" when asked if President Obama was a natural born citizen. We'd like to see your documents, too. Might as well start with a diploma from an accredited high school. We'll wait.
Good luck on your big day pretending to be offended by the impeachment process without offering any alternative suggestion. This tactic looked fantastic on you when you used it to criticize the Affordable Care Act without offering any alternative. Your stance of ignorance makes you look like a fool, and we are PROUD you are willing to sacrifice your family's dignity in exchange for adulation from your deranged orange boyfriend.
You're the best, CMR. Don't worry that smart people think you're stupid. Stupid people think you're smart and that's what really matters.
If your staff is keeping track, put us down as FOR serpentine stairwell dodging of simple press inquiries, FOR official statements that are under 35 words, but AGAINST baseless insults of career diplomats doing their jobs.
Have a nice day.
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