Dump Cathy

Congressperson Votes to Vote to Censure her Colleague for Learning

Dear Rep. McMorris Rodgers:

We are LOVING your silent approval of @RealDonaldTrump's longest-lasting tweet of the day complimenting the White House grounds crew. Finally, a deserved note of selfless appreciation to the National Park Service from your toxic tornado.

We also LOVED your slick move of you being one of the 23 House republicans not to co-sponsor the measure to censure Adam Schiff for his adept and admitted paraphrasing. Even your pals at the Washington Examiner called the censure "errant, arrant nonsense." That earned you some credibility above 0.0 for almost 24 hours until your vote to vote to censure your colleague for learning and doing his job. Crafty procedural dodge CMR.

Your turgid troubadour immediately praised you and 184 of your colleagues for "voting for 'US'." You're the best CMR, always voting for US. (Wait, who is "US" again?) Along the way, your trombone of turds planted over a dozen cartoonish anti-Schiff re-tweets, including from DJ Trump's Butt. You should suggest some young artists from your District to audition as your President's cartoonist -- plus you can help him respect copyright laws!

But nothing is better than Ambassador Bill Taylor's 15 page opening statement. Ambassador Taylor has fifty years of service to our country, starting at West Point -- totally accredited.

Ambassador Taylor's statement details intertwining lawful and unlawful channels of diplomatic money shifting with Ukraine. All of it for one purpose: to advance the personal financial, political and feudal interests of your tarnished tax-avoider. Plus, bonus points for direction by President Putin. AWESOME! Nothing says freedom like intertwined diplomatic channels to appease a murderous dictator. Hello? Those guys invented the AK47!  

Nobody is pulling the wool over Ambassador Taylor's eyes. Your House GOP colleagues on those committees now know much more than the 15 pages we received. We can only imagine the avalanche of facts Ambassador Taylor laid down that you will ignore. So far, you persist with "I see nothing" from the "July 25 phone call" and silence. No sense exercising any curiosity on behalf of your constituents. As they taught you at PCC, learning is bad!

Finally, we received your weekly mailer about the gray wolf and the freedom of polluting water. Plus, another weekly poll, this week about the Federal Reserve - your area of expertise.

We didn't hear about the results of your last two polls, including your constituents' temperature on impeachment of your thoughtless totalitarian. We know you use us to keep that data for your own personal needs, but consider sharing the results with us as well as abusing it for your own political purposes.

You're the best communicator CMR! Your weekly mailer has literally perfect capitalization and spelling -- better than your tragic tramp.

If your staff is keeping track, put us down as FOR the White House grounds crew, FOR cartoons of politicians, and FOR spotless patriots telling the truth about abuse of power of the most highly criminal and misdemeanor kind, but AGAINST blaming the gray wolf for your donors' desire to dump waste in water. 

Have a nice day. 

Congressperson Casts Meaningless Vote While People Are Beheaded

Dear Rep. McMorris Rodgers:

Congratulations on your symbolic vote to condemn the American troop withdrawal from Syria. Too bad you have no credibility or influence on your lying philandering criminal traitor of a President. Your orange sack of garbage is taking credit for a "cease fire" of the very problem he created -- a cease fire that was violated within 24 hours, resulting in more slaughter of innocent people.

Too bad we don't get to vote for the Nobel Peace Prize, because we'd be ALL IN for President Trump. Your President claimed his solution to the problem he created is a "terrific day for civilization" and will "save millions of lives". (So your President admits his mistake would have killed millions?) WOW! Your orange boyfriend is such a life saver!

Too bad your fat bag of goo's solution was to give Turkey a portion of Syria, while the Turks behead, poison, rape, and execute Syrian civilians, including Christians. But this time you weren't silent -- you had that symbolic vote on Wednesday. AWESOME! Sort of like your "tots and pears" response when a child in your District shot up a school in your District with a Semi Automatic Freedom Projector borrowed from his parents. You are so BRAVE with your meaningless after-the-fact assessments!

Also this week, we are LOVING your silence on the selection of the Trump Doral Resort for the 2020 G7 meeting of international diplomats and leaders. No reason to recommend Suncadia or Semiahmoo in your home state, when we can bring world leaders to Florida in the summer to spend money at your President's own property.

Your broke joke of a President claims he will not profit from this adventure -- how could this be possible?  Will the prices be lowered for the event? For everything? Down to cost? And if your orange septic tank isn't making a profit, why do it? Didn't he get the appearance of impropriety message from the ethics investigation into your campaign staff's use of your Congressional offices? 

Finally, we saw your reaction to Washington's lower women's health rankings, blaming education, Godlessness, and socialism. Your District in particular was highlighted for its significant drop in overall women's health during your tenure in Congress. Those smarty pants journalists blaming you don't understand your BRILLIANT vote against the Violence Against Women's Act, because nothing says freedom like domestic violence. In the words of your President's Acting Chief of Staff: "Get Over It!"

Keep up the good work CMR! Save your vocal cords for something meaningful, like elimination of nutrition labels. Who cares about Kurds or emoluments or women's health? We are lifelong republicans, totally unaffected by any of that -- so we are fully behind you!  

If your staff is keeping track, put us down as FOR your meaningless vote while Kurdish Christians are being beheaded, and FOR the appearance of impropriety of hosting the G7 at a Trump dump, but AGAINST the decline in women's health since it appears to be directly tied to your inhumane and corrupt policies.

Have a nice day.