Dear Rep. McMorris Rodgers:
We are LOVING your support of your President Trump as he pursues his thoughtful legislative agenda with Congress. We especially loved your Sondlandian praise of President Trump on the same day Ambassador Voyanovitch testified that she was ordered to give your President constant praise to keep in his good graces. She ignored that advice, and look how that worked out for her. But you know your role. As any good Christian mom would have done, you've been protecting lying philandering criminal republicans for decades.
I applaud @realDonaldTrump for pushing for more health care transparency for patients. Congress should take this seriously and also take bipartisan action on #surprisebilling.
— CathyMcMorrisRodgers (@cathymcmorris) November 15, 2019
My statement on the @WhiteHouse announcement today. pic.twitter.com/rTORLbmXGH
Like you, your President is a nationally recognized health care and insurance expert. It's just too bad that neither of you has any credibility to get your impressive health care agenda considered and passed. This nation has long needed a health care plan centered around forcing women to bear unwanted children.
We also are LOVING your support of your positively disrupting orange bag of goo as he endures the impeachment witch hunt. The democrats are so unfair! They could just read the transcript, like you did, where you found no impeachable offenses. President Clinton was acquitted in his impeachment trial for lying about sexual relations with a woman not his wife. President Trump also lied about sexual relations with a woman not his wife. Thus, President Trump must also be acquitted. We dig your logic of what's not impeachable, Congresswoman.
You have a long, notable history of shielding lying republican sexual predators, all the way back to your fake boyfriend Jim West. Until the news broke about Rep. Hill, you were the most openly sexual member of Congress, bragging about how you hold the record for the number of times you've been impregnated while on the job. So it's no surprise that as the ranking member of the House sexual freedom caucus that you support sexual freedom in all forms, including your locker room predator heroes Dennis Hastert, Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Rep. Jordan, and your President Trump.
Your President Trump has sexually assaulted scores of women (including a beauty contestant from your state who just became a lawyer), and then threatened and insulted the victims, calling them liars. Nothing says freedom like threatening a sexual assault victim and calling her a liar. You've said nothing to support these women, while your president degrades them.
Your President is an expert at threatening and insulting women - now including threatening insults at Ambassador Voyanovitch and at Jennifer Williams from Vice President Pence's staff. AWESOME! It's about time we had a President not afraid to threaten and insult the women he has assaulted or who are wiling to tell the truth about him being a cursing lying philandering criminal traitor. Luckily, your creepy tangerine won't be threatening and insulting YOU, because you are following his constant praise cookbook. Dutiful.
Keep up the good work CMR! You're the best misunderstood health insurance savant and praiser of cursing lying philandering criminal traitors. As lifelong republicans, we could not be more happy. This is the most comical the GOP has ever been and we are LOVING it.
If your staff is keeping track, put us down as FOR bi-partisan health care legislation, and FOR ignoring all the impeachment noise except the July 25 phone call transcript, but AGAINST republicans lying about, and insulting, victims of sexual assault.
Have a nice day!
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