Dear Rep. McMorris Rodgers:
We are LOVING your continued support of your President despite his ongoing criminal abuses of power.
You have often told us that the "People's House holds the power of the purse". Congress allocated monies to Ukraine to assist its fight against invasion by Russia. Your President captured that money for himself in a laughable attempt to bribe Ukraine to make a public statement to smear Joe Biden. But once your President was caught mid-crime, the monies were released. Way to hold the purse, Congresswoman.
This morning, your beloved orange blob of pus yelled incoherently for 57 minutes on Fox News. He insulted your colleagues Adam Schiff, calling him "corrupt", Eric Swalwell, calling him "a loser", and Speaker Pelosi, calling her "crazy".
We thought political "corruption" was taking money in exchange for legislation -- like you did when you took money from NACS and then proposed their ridiculous Gas Station Food Freedom Act without hesitation. But maybe "corruption" also covers exposing your tangerine sack of sludge as a lying criminal traitor.
Your umberian boyfriend also used this hour of airtime to perpetuate President Putin's narrative that Ukraine, and not Russia, hacked the DNC, even though all American intelligence shows that President Putin and President Trump are both liars. You're the best supporter of authoritarian lying criminals, CMR. Your parents must be proud.
We also LOVED your silence this week as your mandarin man pardoned war criminals who admitted slaughtering innocent children. Those children were foreigners, so who cares if they were slaughtered by American servicemen? Don't children all across the world want to be like American children? No better way to bring America to them by introducing them to the business end of a semi automatic freedom projector.
We assume your silence on pardoning the uniformed child killers is the reason for your silence on the Santa Clarita school shooting this week. By our observation, you save your "tots and pears" salutations for incidents where four or more school children are slaughtered, unless the children are slaughtered in your District, and then you will tot and pear even if only one child is killed. Nothing says freedom like children slaughtering other children at school with Congressionally approved weapons of war borrowed from their parents.
Keep up the impressive silence, CMR. Your constituents strongly support your efforts to shield a charity-robbing cursing lying philandering criminal traitor from any criticism. As lifelong republicans who would never vote for Trump (or you), we were proud to have your president call us "human scum" last week, and then he called democrats human scum this week. As a Trump huffer, it's too bad you can't be part of our bi-partisan human scum coalition.
If your staff is keeping track, put us down as FOR insulting dedicated Congresspeople and career foreign service officers, and FOR perpetuating Russian propaganda, but AGAINST American servicemen slaughtering children, even if they are foreigners.
Have a nice day.
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