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Congressperson Supports Stealing Charitable Donations From Veterans

Dear Rep, McMorris Rodgers:

We are LOVING your support of your President as he fights misunderstanding about the Trump Foundation's settlement of fraud allegations by the State of New York. Your orange oracle issued a statement insulting the Attorney Generals prosecuting the case on behalf of the people. How dare those law enforcement officers harass a fraudulent charity!

Your "positive disruptor" is a lying philandering criminal traitor as we have shown you numerous times. He is from a family of lying criminals who had no problem stealing millions of dollars from a charity. We understand that Christian mothers are required to support foul mouthed users of prostitutes who steal money from charities, since these are among the values you cherish so dearly. But the rest of us are seriously concerned.

Last year, your President paid $25,000,000 to students defrauded by Mr. Trump's fake "university". You had a fake university scam in your District where the crooks went to federal prison.

This year, your President and his family of lying criminals were removed from entrustment with a fake foundation used to launder money from other criminals, tax free. Your President stole charity money from children with cancer and U.S. veterans and used that money for his 2016 campaign. Nothing says freedom like stealing charity money from U.S. veterans.

You engaged in similar abuse of U.S. veterans in your District. Remember being denied entrance to the V.A. Hospital in your District because of laws prohibiting candidates for federal office from abusing veterans for political gain? That was awesome!

We also like your support of your President in not honoring his obligations, even the simple ones. Your orange sack of Slurpee still owes $65,000 to Spokane in your District. You've done nothing about that.

Your fat bag of goo is a notorious reneger, even blowing off contest winners among his supporters. This week, your putrid eel re-tweeted a "Bryson Gray" suggesting a contest to wear a MAGA hat and praise President Trump, despite everything we all now know. Mr. Gray's Twitter profile, @SiriusVsVodka, describes him: "pronouns: coon/grifter/white supremacist/grifter/UncleTom/tap dancer/ boot licker." Sounds about right. We're sure the White House staff vetted Mr. Gray and his proposal. We look forward to seeing the winning homages to your orange idol on your website.

Keep up the good work CMR! You have a tough week coming up. People will be asking about your devotion to to a lying philandering criminal traitor from a family of lying philandering criminal traitors surrounded by lying philandering criminal traitors. Remember your faith. Nothing says Christianity like devotion to a lying philandering criminal traitor demigod.

If your staff is keeping track, put us down as FOR stealing from charities, and FOR dismissive and insulting letters accepting responsibility for stealing from charities, but AGAINST not honoring contests to have breakfast with a lying philandering criminal traitor.

Have a nice day. 

Congressperson Ready To Open Closed Water Lanes Coming Down From The North To Help Fight California Wildfires

Dear Rep. McMorris Rodgers:

We are LOVING your silent criticism of California Governor Gavin Newsom and his management of tragic wildfires raving his state. You'd think with all of those landscapers they could find someone to properly rake their forests.

The Governor of California, @GavinNewsom, has done a terrible job of forest management. I told him from the first day we met that he must “clean” his forest floors regardless of what his bosses, the environmentalists, DEMAND of him. Must also do burns and cut fire stoppers.....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2019

You were so close to getting your President's nomination for Secretary of the Interior. You amassed a terrific track record voting against the environment while voting for your donors Vaagen Lumber and Nelson Irrigation. You could have been there helping with these tweets criticizing Califorina for its forest management. You know all about the benefits of forest raking. You could have made sure "cut fire stoppers" is the proper lingo to give the insult extra panache. President Trump needs your expertise.

..Every year, as the fire’s rage & California burns, it is the same thing-and then he comes to the Federal Government for $$$ help. No more. Get your act together Governor. You don’t see close to the level of burn in other states...But our teams are working well together in.....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2019

You always tell us that the "People's House holds the pursestrings...." Your bi-partisan skills can convince your house colleagues immediately to terminate federal funds going to California. They don't have their act together! We need your leadership to help Immediately pass the Get Your Act Together Act to deny all disaster relief to any Californians until they get their act together.

....putting these massive, and many, fires out. Great firefighters! Also, open up the ridiculously closed water lanes coming down from the North. Don’t pour it out into the Pacific Ocean. Should be done immediately. California desperately needs water, and you can have it now!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2019

Plus, you could help your President open those "closed water lanes open coming down from the North"! We saw your criticisms of proposals to study breaching the lower Snake River Dams. Your biased assault on liberals who want to understand nature looked pretty foolish. Here's your chance to give those smarty pants what they want while depriving them of their unnecessary "study". Breach those dams today, and channel all of the Snake River down to California to help put out fires.

Don't be discouraged by topography, hydrology, or natural drainage basins -- north is up. Do it "wall style" -- immediately and without regard for cost, efficacy, or the environment.

Our country is lucky to have your rural skills ready to help deprive of California of disaster relief and to open the closed water lanes coming down from the north. Can't believe those liberals closed those water lanes coming down from the north -- ridiculous!

Also, your "civility mission" continues to be a wonderful success. Just today, your President used "hell" in a tweet demanding the identity of a whistleblower who accused him of criminal behavior. Also today, your President re-tweeted his son's use of "bullshit" arguing about the extent of booing of your President last night at Madison Square Garden during a pugilism event. Like you, we LOVE when your President curses on Sunday! Nothing says freedom like your President using curse words on the sabbath to further his authoritarian agenda.

And of course, a final thanks for your vote against the impeachment inquiry rules. We knew we could count on you to do the stupid thing in the face of acres of information to the contrary. Your constituents LOVE your strategy not to muddy the water by reading or exercising any curiosity. We think you should parrot the House GOP talking points on impeachment all the way to the end. Save your thinking energy for the Get Your Act Together Act.

You are the best representative! Keep up the good work not reading or trying to understand the world around you. We all find it highly amusing.

If your staff is keeping track, put us down as FOR forest raking, FOR opening ridiculously closed water lanes coming down from the north, but AGAINST using the President using "hell" and "bullshit" in public discourse on a Sunday.

Have a nice day.