Dear Rep. McMorris Rodgers:
A toast to you and your important role in modern republican philosophy as we enter the third decade of the 21st century. Your continued devotion to 18th century freedom balanced with 20th century authoritarianism, all steeped in 19th century mobster ethics is making America great again. Happy new year!
We LOVED your silent support of your President Trump's re-tweet of the identity of one of the government whistleblowers reporting your President's criminal behavior. How fun that this happened in the same week as you blaming a government whistleblower for reporting your criminal behavior. AWESOME that you get to use the same "blame the whistleblower" excuse for your criminal behavior as the President of the United States.
Your 2017 midnight vote to defund the same Office of Congressional Ethics that unanimously found you guilty in 2019 is an important blueprint for your President's maneuvering to obstruct Congress, to obstruct law enforcement, and to obstruct the Courts. Just like how your President used your brilliant 2013 government shutdown as a pattern for his brilliant 2018-2019 government shutdown. You're an important part of the Trump Crime Family brain trust.
Hilarious that your President Trump re-tweeted another propaganda bot in committing his felonious exposure of the whistleblower. This time, the propaganda bot is "Sophia", @SurferMom77, with an alluring stock photograph and imaginary California locale designed to attract your President and others like him. "Sophia" pushes out 100+ daily tweets of false information and racism, all programmed to deepen the divide between the aware people and the dangerously unaware people that you and your President need as voters.
You have used fictional "American women" to promote your dubious post-modern GOP political propositions. Indeed, three of your stolen identities, "Eileen", "Ashley", and "Julia", are Ukrainian. President Trump recognizes you as the OG of fictional woman propaganda, dating back to your "Bette from Spokane" national embarrassment at the 2014 State of the Union. You and your President Trump apparently share the same immunity from shame. Normal people would feel shame for posting hogwash that is so easily exposed. The shameless bliss of ignorance displayed by you and your President Trump is impressive.
You voted "No" on impeachment because there was not enough evidence that you chose to examine. Maybe you could chose to be curious about this "Sophia" false identity used by President Trump in his felonious exposure of the whistleblower. Is President Trump's fictitious "Sophia" related to Ukraine like your fictitious "Eileen", "Ashley", and "Julia"? Is it possible that "Sophia" is not Ukrainian at all, but a product of Russian GRU election interference? You're in a unique position to ask these questions -- and gain evidence relevant to impeachment all at once.
Or you could do nothing and run away. We LOVED your latest video fleeing another reporter -- a much smoother getaway than last time with the confusing staircases and the fake phone call.
the QUESTION: Is it OK for a president to pressure a foreign government to interfere in our elections?@CathyMcMorris: “What we want is the truth and justice, OK?”
— CAP Action (@CAPAction) November 25, 2019
The truth is clear: Trump committed impeachable offenses. Justice is holding Trump accountable. So will she? pic.twitter.com/f69TMmYw0g
Also, we read in your hometown newspaper that 2019 is a record for mass killings, especially those caused by your beloved semi-automatic freedom projectors. The families of children slaughtered in 2017 at a school in your District still have no closure of the criminal case of the child who borrowed weapons of war from one of your supporters, took them on a federally funded school bus, on a federally funded road, to a federally funded high school, to slaughter their children. You did nothing other than the tot and pear visit and vanishing act.
Last night's anti-Semitic machete massacre north of New York doesn't even make the 2019 list, but other right-wing extremist anti-Semitic atrocities did. As we've been typing this new year's greeting to you, a Texas church shooting has transpired, killing at least two. White Settlement indeed.
Your principled inaction is what your constituents want. For example, your 37-word Matt Shea quasi-apology was brilliant. Every one of Matt Shea's voters also voted for you. Your continued silence on child killer Caleb Sharpe is also brilliant. Every irresponsible parent in your District who loaned his or her AR-15 to their child to take to school likely also voted for you. Nothing says freedom like your complacency to the apparent legality of a Christian dad in Spokane County loaning his weapons of war to a child to take on a school bus to slaughter other children at school.
This should be an awesome new year for you -- with so much magic ahead. We look forward to your upcoming laughably transparent campaign propaganda. Can't wait to see which fictitious females you use to spin the GOP agenda instead of just telling us the truth.
Maybe you can reprise your 2018 award winner that your opponent was in favor of hooded rapists raping little girls in the park and taking their teddy bears, but that you were not in favor of hooded rapists raping little girls in the park and taking their teddy bears. Obvs.
To us, it was that teddy bear mailer where you accused your opponent of being pro child rape that swung the election back in your favor after your plurality loss in the primary. Of course, here at DumpCathy.com we love the irony of you using pro child rape as your political slander, considering your GOP mentors Hastert and West who had legal troubles for having sex with minor children.
Keep up the good work CMR. Your constituents are LOVING your undying support of your President Trump -- it's hilarious.
If your staff is keeping track, put us down as FOR re-tweets of fictitious female propaganda bots by the President of the United States without knowing their origin even if that origin might be foreign including the Russian GRU, but only because we are FOR our Congresswoman also using fictitious foreign-origin identities for propaganda, because that says there are no photogenic supporters of her ideas which confirms our stereotyping of our Congresswoman's core supporters as un-photogenic and dangerously unformed, but put us down as AGAINST anti-homosexual GOP politicians having homosexual sex with children while other GOP politicians do nothing about it.
Have a nice day.
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