Dear Rep. McMorris Rodgers:
Thank you for your mindless distractions this week while your President devolved into bubbling goo.
For example, we were surprised to learn about your important role in setting global rules for artificial intelligence despite having no formal education or understanding of the subject matter. Impressive.
We also appreciate your presidential-style observations about daytime TV personalities. But did you check with the boys down at House GOP before supporting the daughter of John McCain? Might be risky for you to support the daughter of the disgraced dead senator, infamous for his inability to evade small Asians and for his support of health care for sick people regardless of their views on abortion.
.@MeghanMcCain is not “a problem.” It’s also not a problem that women have diverse opinions, talents, and strengths. That’s something to celebrate! Not silence. #problematicwomen https://t.co/0lPD6PHnTV
— CathyMcMorrisRodgers (@cathymcmorris) January 16, 2020
We hear criticism of the new GOP for the inhumanity of locking children in cages and of blasting 63 unneeded Canadians from the sky. But those critics don't appreciate the new GOP for its helpful daytime TV tips -- tips that come not only from Congresspeople but from the President himself.
This was a busy week for your deflection campaigns -- lots of noise to silence. You had the GAO findings that your President's extortion scheme in Ukraine was clearly criminal. You had Rudy Giuliani's written admission that your President's extortion scheme in Ukraine was clearly criminal. You had your House GOP boyfriend dreamy Devin Nunes directly implicated in your President's clearly criminal extortion scheme in Ukraine. You had Lev Parnas with documents proving that your President's extortion scheme in Ukraine was clearly criminal. Parnas' evidence includes an assassination twist, which we love, since we know that you are pro-assassination, Jesus-style, if it is needed to send a message.
Plus, we are THRILLED with this action photo of you with Lev Parnas and Donald Trump Jr.! Look at you in the center of all the yanko-russo-ukrainio criminal inanity. Your parents must be proud:
And here's a photo of Parnas with Trump Jr. at an inauguration event. https://t.co/RmFh225ige pic.twitter.com/VVRKzszFiJ
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) January 15, 2020
Many of your GOP colleagues have adopted your savvy strategy of deflection and self-imposed ignorance. We LOVE the elegance of your argument: "I have not seen enough evidence to support impeachment", while choosing not to see the evidence that supports impeachment. This plays to your strong suit of being a partisan ignorant stubborn corruptible redneck immune from facts, science, or the truths of modern world. Your President cherishes those dangerously moronic traits for his voting base and for his made crime family members, like you.
You are BRILLIANT to ignore the 111 page House impeachment brief and its boxes of evidence and accurate legal citations. Make sure, however, to tout your President's six page response, which is decluttered by citing no legal authority or evidence. Your President's six page "no harm, no foul" response would have earned a pre-law A back when you were a young fighting bigot at unaccredited Pensacola Christian College, your beloved madrassa.
As a respected House member, you set the tone of feigned impeachment impartiality by flagrantly ignoring the truth while remaining beholden to a criminal mob boss. It is exciting to see famous Senators make their false oaths of impartiality when they have already decided to ignore the truth.
Those famous Senators are violating their oaths "CMR-style", without regard for their own reputations or those of their families. Every Trump-huffer like you will go down in history as irrational if not unpatriotic for continued worship of a cursing lying philandering charity-robbing criminal mob boss traitor assassin, especially since your chosen assassin is against male homosexuality, against abortions for everyone except sex workers impregnated by country club members, and for semi-automatic freedom projectors like the one borrowed by a child and taken to a school in your District to shoot other children.
You have ruined your reputation and that of your family for generations to come. As lifelong republicans for the rule of law, we can only laugh in pity at your predictable choice to go all in on orange.
Keep up the good work CMR. Please continue to be a GOP role model for ignorant deflection. Maybe you can convince Senators Murray and Cantwell to see your wisdom. Our two Washington Senators need to know the value of a lying criminal mob boss President who continually insults world leaders, women, minorities, and disabled people. Everyone we talk to at church and the gun range thinks you are the best representative to push our Fifth District's preferred agenda of backwater ignorant bigotry to the whole country in the name of Jesus.
If your staff is keeping track, put us down as FOR women on daytime television even if their dead fathers have exposed our criminal President as a criminal, and FOR aggressively ignoring objective facts exposing our criminal President as a criminal, but AGAINST the House Impeachment Managers and their 111 page brief of facts and law exposing our criminal President as a criminal, when all of that can be refuted in six pages without any evidence, legal authority or even denying that our criminal President is a criminal.
Have a nice day.
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