Dump Cathy

Congressperson Dons Mirrored Suit To Reflect The Truth About Her Orange Boyfriend

Dear Rep. McMorris Rodgers:

Thank you for your mindless distractions this week while your President devolved into bubbling goo.

For example, we were surprised to learn about your important role in setting global rules for artificial intelligence despite having no formal education or understanding of the subject matter. Impressive.

We also appreciate your presidential-style observations about daytime TV personalities. But did you check with the boys down at House GOP before supporting the daughter of John McCain? Might be risky for you to support the daughter of the disgraced dead senator, infamous for his inability to evade small Asians and for his support of health care for sick people regardless of their views on abortion.

.@MeghanMcCain is not “a problem.” It’s also not a problem that women have diverse opinions, talents, and strengths. That’s something to celebrate! Not silence. #problematicwomen https://t.co/0lPD6PHnTV

— CathyMcMorrisRodgers (@cathymcmorris) January 16, 2020

We hear criticism of the new GOP for the inhumanity of locking children in cages and of blasting 63 unneeded Canadians from the sky. But those critics don't appreciate the new GOP for its helpful daytime TV tips -- tips that come not only from Congresspeople but from the President himself. 

This was a busy week for your deflection campaigns -- lots of noise to silence. You had the GAO findings that your President's extortion scheme in Ukraine was clearly criminal. You had Rudy Giuliani's written admission that your President's extortion scheme in Ukraine was clearly criminal. You had your House GOP boyfriend dreamy Devin Nunes directly implicated in your President's clearly criminal extortion scheme in Ukraine. You had Lev Parnas with documents proving that your President's extortion scheme in Ukraine was clearly criminal. Parnas' evidence includes an assassination twist, which we love, since we know that you are pro-assassination, Jesus-style, if it is needed to send a message.

Plus, we are THRILLED with this action photo of you with Lev Parnas and Donald Trump Jr.! Look at you in the center of all the yanko-russo-ukrainio criminal inanity. Your parents must be proud:

And here's a photo of Parnas with Trump Jr. at an inauguration event. https://t.co/RmFh225ige pic.twitter.com/VVRKzszFiJ

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) January 15, 2020

Many of your GOP colleagues have adopted your savvy strategy of deflection and self-imposed ignorance. We LOVE the elegance of your argument: "I have not seen enough evidence to support impeachment", while choosing not to see the evidence that supports impeachment. This plays to your strong suit of being a partisan ignorant stubborn corruptible redneck immune from facts, science, or the truths of modern world. Your President cherishes those dangerously moronic traits for his voting base and for his made crime family members, like you.

You are BRILLIANT to ignore the 111 page House impeachment brief and its boxes of evidence and accurate legal citations. Make sure, however, to tout your President's six page response, which is decluttered by citing no legal authority or evidence. Your President's six page "no harm, no foul" response would have earned a pre-law A back when you were a young fighting bigot at unaccredited Pensacola Christian College, your beloved madrassa. 

As a respected House member, you set the tone of feigned impeachment impartiality by flagrantly ignoring the truth while remaining beholden to a criminal mob boss. It is exciting to see famous Senators make their false oaths of impartiality when they have already decided to ignore the truth.

Those famous Senators are violating their oaths "CMR-style", without regard for their own reputations or those of their families. Every Trump-huffer like you will go down in history as irrational if not unpatriotic for continued worship of a cursing lying philandering charity-robbing criminal mob boss traitor assassin, especially since your chosen assassin is against male homosexuality, against abortions for everyone except sex workers impregnated by country club members, and for semi-automatic freedom projectors like the one borrowed by a child and taken to a school in your District to shoot other children.

You have ruined your reputation and that of your family for generations to come. As lifelong republicans for the rule of law, we can only laugh in pity at your predictable choice to go all in on orange.

Keep up the good work CMR. Please continue to be a GOP role model for ignorant deflection. Maybe you can convince Senators Murray and Cantwell to see your wisdom. Our two Washington Senators need to know the value of a lying criminal mob boss President who continually insults world leaders, women, minorities, and disabled people. Everyone we talk to at church and the gun range thinks you are the best representative to push our Fifth District's preferred agenda of backwater ignorant bigotry to the whole country in the name of Jesus.

If your staff is keeping track, put us down as FOR women on daytime television even if their dead fathers have exposed our criminal President as a criminal, and FOR aggressively ignoring objective facts exposing our criminal President as a criminal, but AGAINST the House Impeachment Managers and their 111 page brief of facts and law exposing our criminal President as a criminal, when all of that can be refuted in six pages without any evidence, legal authority or even denying that our criminal President is a criminal.

Have a nice day.

Congressperson Supports Murdering 63 Canadians Because It "Sends An Important Message To Those Who Wish To Do Us Harm"

Dear Rep. McMorris Rodgers:

Congratulations on spending federal government time and money on your amicus curiae brief opposing constitutional protections for Louisiana citizens. Don't be discouraged that your work advocating against constitutional rights was overshadowed this week with all of the GOP war mongering. We noticed.

We think it is an AWESOME use of federal government time and money to hire lawyers to write briefs in a state law matter to oppose constitutional rights for the citizens of that state. Washington's Fifth District knows your capabilities, and that you have lots of extra time after serving all of our needs to devote to understanding and fixing the state laws of Louisiana. 

50 years ago, the U.S. Supreme Court recognized abortion as a constitutional right. Washington passed the legal right to abortion by initiative 50 years ago. But Washingtonians want none of that for Louisiana! Washingtonians want our federal legislators to spend our time and money to deprive people in Louisiana from exercising a constitutional right.

Your decades-long campaigns against same-sex marriage, also a constitutional right, have been impressive. We particularly like how you continue to invoke "freedom of religion" as a justification for bigotry against same sex couples. Your supporters from the Westboro Baptist Church put it more succinctly.

Why not add "voting by women and minorities" to your list of constitutional rights to protest on behalf of your Fifth District constituents? Make America great again -- 1859 style. Our founding fathers did not grant voting rights to women or minorities.

Most importantly, your District especially wants you to invoke our Constitutional rights to discriminate against Muslims and to be indifferent to their indiscriminate murder. We LOVED the email message we got from you:

I support our Commander in Chief. The President’s decisive strike was a defensive action against imminent threats and plans to attack more Americans and our allies. This strike sent an important message to those who wish to do us harm.

At the same time, I do not wish for an armed conflict with Iran. I encourage the administration to engage with Congress on this moving forward so we can be strategic in avoiding escalation and in protecting American lives and American interests.

We get it. Christian moms love assassination because Jesus loved assassination. As a Christian mom you have to support assassination of a foreign leader to make your mob boss feel better about himself. Jesus taught about the vanity justification for assassination. Your Christian devotion to vanity-based assassination is understandable.

But assassination, even justified assassination based in vanity, has unfortunate predictable consequences in the modern world.

We thought it was HILARIOUS that your above-quoted message of love of assassination arrived the evening of Tuesday January 7, just as Iranian missiles rained down on an American airbase. We all could have predicted some form of retaliation by Iran for assassinating their military leader. All is well indeed.

We LOVED your take on Fox News Radio praising the briefing you got about the "imminent threat" used as the trial and sentencing of the foreign military leader you had assassinated.

Senator Mike Lee of Utah thought the briefing was utter balderdash -- an entirely fake pretext to justify assassinating a foreign leader to divert from President Trump's other insane behavior. But Senator Lee is not a made member of the Trump crime family like you are. So, don't let Senator Lee drag you down with facts and mercy. Your assassination was justified by the vanity of your cursing lying philandering charity-robbing criminal traitor mob boss.

Finally, we are LOVING your silence on the murder of 63 Canadians, many of them physicians and students, who were shot out of the sky in the wake of Iran's predicted retaliation against the U.S. 

63 Canadians. Who cares? Murdering 63 Canadians is nothing when you are sending "an important message to those who wish to do us harm." You're the best supporter of murdering 63 Canadians in order to send important messages, CMR.

Keep up the good work! We fully support your meddling in the legislatures of other states and murdering 63 Canadians since that is apparently what it takes to send a message to those who wish to do us harm.

If your staff is keeping track, put us down as FOR spending federal government time and money to argue against constitutional rights, and FOR assassinating foreign leaders because that's what Jesus would do, but AGAINST murdering 63 Canadians because that seemed to have been entirely avoidable.

Have a nice day.