Congresswoman Rodgers: We are LOVING your secret vote to oust Rep. Elizabeth Cheney from leadership of our grand old party. Plus, EXTRA LOVE for refusing to tell the Spokesman Review about your secret vote. Secret voting is sacred!
As a lifelong republicans, we've had it with Rep. Cheney and her connections to the Bush family and the Romney family -- all of them, with their attitudes and fancy schools. Who needs that?
The worst is Rep. Cheney's refusal to go along with THE BIG LIE. That's the the last straw.
Our orange lord and savior instructed us that "The Fraudulent Presidential Election of 2020, will be, from this day forth, known as THE BIG LIE." But then Rep. Cheney spun that around making it seem like Mr. Trump is lying! The nerve of that woman to disrespect President Trump's proclamation about THE BIG LIE.
Rep. Cheney should know that President Trump only engages in un-actionable "puffery" -- idioms and boasts and opinion and rhetoric and ambiguities -- the stuff of his rallies. He leaves the outright lying to the soldiers in his Trump Crime Family, like you and your other "family", including Rep. McCarthy.
Our favorite outright lie was your quote in the January 6 Spokesman Review to support your planned vote against democracy: "[PA] had 205,112 more votes than voters". That outright lie was fed to you as truth by one of your Trump Crime Family handlers, and not questioned by you, since you have no sense for numbers or math or geography or modern life or official state election data websites or reality. Plus, you are a loyal solider in the Trump Crime Family. Why would you question THE BIG LIE they gave you to tell to as part of THE BIE LIE campaign?
But now, with Rep. Cheney's meddling, THE BIG LIE has become confusing. Our tangerine deity says THE BIG LIE is the election, but Rep. Cheney says THE BIG LIE is President Trump's continual criminal money-grabbing scam-job. Which is it?
Plus, what about your "205,112 more votes than voters" whopper -- THE BIG LIE that you told? Is your THE BIG LIE part of Mr. Trump's fantasy THE BIG LIE, or is your THE BIG LIE part of Rep. Cheney's criticism of Mr. Trump's THE BIG LIE? Which is it?
Seems to us Rep. Cheney is missing your point -- Mr. Trump's THE BIG LIE includes all of the little THE BIG LIES told by soldiers in the Trump Crime Family, including my Congresswoman. In other words, not just President Trump is responsible for THE BIG LIE, because all of the loyal members of the Trump Crime Family are responsible for THE BIG LIE, including our Congresswoman.
You aren't getting enough credit in this whole THE BIG LIE controversy. Your THE BIG LIE and its role in Mr. Trump's THE BIG LIE is important to us in the Fifth District. As lifelong republicans, we were proud when democrat Tom Foley became speaker -- proud for the District. We want to feel the same way about your THE BIG LIE. Your THE BIG LIE continues to assist Mr. Trump's THE BIG LIE, demonstrating that Mr. Trump's THE BIG LIE is the true THE BIG LIE, and THE BIG LIE is not some ironic THE BIG LIE as Rep. Cheney and her band of smarty-pants RINOs are pushing. Your THE BIG LIE is important to us, Congresswoman, as we know your THE BIG LIE is important to you.
Your THE BIG LIE is also important to your fellow trump-cultists. We have been writing for several weeks with updates about the racism, defamation, and racist defamation that is regularly posted to Facebook by one of your immediate family members. You don't seem to care about your immediate family member publicly posting racist defamation, making your immediate family member, and you, seem like racist idiots. We think it is HILARIOUS how absolutely stupid this makes you look. If we had a family member regularly publicly posting racist defamation, we'd want to know about it and we'd probably talk to our immediate family member to say "cool it with the racism and defamation", but that's just us.
We also think it is extra HILARIOUS that your role as a soldier in the Trump Crime Family has you pretending that Facebook is "censoring conservative voices" when all it is doing is flagging racist defamation by your immediate family member and other trump-cultists who cannot resist breaching Facebook's Terms of Service, to which your trump-cultists have contractually assented. Thus, you pushing Facebook to resurrect your mauve madonna is simultaneously pushing for Facebook to stop flagging the racist defamation posted by your immediate family member. In other words, your mission in the Trump Crime Family retribution campaign is so ridiculously stupid that it makes you appear to support the racist defamation posted by your immediate family member! HILARIOUS!
And your obligations to the Trump Crime Family prohibit you from even acknowledging that your immediate family member is posting racist defamation, or thanking your lifelong republican constituents for pointing out how absolutely idiotic your position makes you look -- like an absolute nitwit with an uncontrollable racist family member, and with no staff member brave enough to suggest "Hey Cathy, maybe ask your immediate family member to stop posting racist defamation at the same time you are arguing that 'silencing conservative voices' is the reason Mr. Trump was banned from social media, and not repeated, blatant violations of terms of service of those private companies as your immediate family member is doing. Plus, who is feeding the racist defamation to your immediate family member? We should reach out to those trump-cultists and let them know they are adversely affecting the optics of your current mission in the Trump Crime Family retribution campaign."
But wait, there's more. Your immediate family member does not just post racism, defamation, and racist defamation. For example, on January 6, your immediate family member posted: "President Trump will lead the millions of Americans who understand exactly what’s going on. You are watching an effort to steal the presidency of the United States. Are we willing to fight for our freedom and liberty? Patriots we must rise."
Then your immediate family member followed this with a meme of flying pigs to indicate that your immediate family member would accept Mr. Biden as President only when pigs are flying.
All of that seems wrong -- the optics are bad for you and reinforce the stereotype of you as an uneducated, unthinking, racist-coddling, corrupt, trump huffing moron -- which we know is true, but many of your constituents still think you are "nice".
An immediate family member of a a Member of Congress should not be posting anything flagged by Facebook, let alone racist defamation. An immediate family member of a Member of Congress should not be asking patriots to rise on January 6, the same day you tell your THE BIG LIE to the largest newspaper in your District. An immediate family member of a Member of Congress should not be in disbelief as to the existence of a new President, when the Member of Congress is in a position to explain to her immediate family member about elections and inaugurations and truth.
But, odds are, you will say nothing and do nothing -- which of course we LOVE. Nothing beats your "say nothing do nothing" approach. For example, one of your supporters in your District loaned his AR-15 to his child to take on a federally funded school bus, on a federally funded road, to a federally funded school, to slaughter other children. You said nothing and did nothing -- which we LOVE, because of freedom. Well, you did accept more Russio-blood money from your bankrupt criminal donor, the NRA, but that does not influence your votes to make weapons of war accessible to children. Our favorite part of your school slaughter is that your supporter, who loaned his weapon of war to his child to slaughter other children, remains a free man, not charged with any crimes, despite his child's success in slaughtering other children using the loaned weapon of war that you want to remain legal for children to access.
Last week another child borrowed a gun from her parents to take to school to slaughter other children, plus to slaughter teachers and to slaughter school staff. You said nothing and did nothing, which normally we would think is AWESOME. But this school shooting is special -- it is a milestone in the middle school shooting gender gap.
Finally, a girl in the role as shooter! Seems the sort of gun-related, youth-gender thing you would tout. Nothing says freedom like loaning a weapon of war to a little girl to take to school to slaughter other children, teachers, and staff members. You remind us you will always support the second amendment, apparently no matter how many children use guns to slaughter other children. But the first amendment is different -- the first amendment frightens you for your children with the silencing of conservative voices. Got it -- guns good, words bad.
All of that is our way of telling you that we FULLY SUPPORT your secret vote to oust Rep. Cheney from leadership. How can she lead if she is not in the trump-cult? How can any of us have confidence with anyone not in the trump-cult? The Fifth District is demanding trump-cultism -- everyone's talking about it. Just yesterday, we fired two women on our staff who had the nerve to suggest that Joe Biden is our President. Thank goodness for at will employment.
Your trump-cult is gaining in popularity every day, especially among the young and new ignorant bigots being trained by Facebook on the alternative truths posted by your immediate family member and other trump-cultists. It is vital that social media is forced to post racist defamation by trump-cultists, but that posts from radical socialists be permanently banned.
We are confident you will continue to shine in your secret missions for the Trump Crime Family -- your smiling empty vessel of ignorance is perfect for the Trump Crime Family to use and abuse without recourse. We know you're a corrupt nitwit, but most of your constituents still think you're "nice" -- it makes you a perfect avatar for the Trump Crime Family's dark agenda of hatred and scamming people.
If your staff is keeping track, put us down as FOR your vote to oust Rep. Cheney for making THE BIG LIE ambiguous, since her comments diminish the contribution of your THE BIG LIE to Mr. Trump's THE BIG LIE; but put us down as AGAINST your immediate family member demanding that "patriots must rise" on January 6, since that did happen, and police officers were murdered by your rampaging fellow trump-cultists, and murder of police officers makes your idiocy less humorous.
Good luck with your future Trump Crime Family missions -- we'll be watching!
Have a nice day.
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