Rep. McMorris Rodgers: Congratulations on your accomplishments so far this year -- hilarious!
The majority of your legislative agenda, obviously, has been devoted to your role in the Trump Crime Family's retribution campaign, no matter how silly it makes you look - which is quite silly. We love it when our elected official is entertaining -- brava!
Your unawareness of your own donor-shaped agenda is fun to watch. You boast about bringing broadband to rural communities, but the legislation your donors gave you to propose outlaws municipal and community broadband. It is possible you think your donors' legislation will somehow bring broadband to more rural residents by outlawing one of their options. Or, maybe you are aware of the dark side of your donor-fed proposal. Either way, you come across as unqualified for a job that should be performed by a thinking person.
What is the root of your unawareness? Presumably, most of it comes from your lack of education. We heard you were raised in the dark in Canada without access to ordinary schooling.
Your "official" biographies claim you graduated from Pensacola Christian College in 1990. Your Facebook page includes a photo of you holding a PCC diploma standing next to an immediate family member. So, we assume you did "graduate" from that unaccredited "college" in 1990. But, if that is true, then the rest of your history seems false.
Your various official biographies claim you graduated from (i) Kettle Falls High School in 1986, (but also (ii) "Columbia River Christian Academy" in 1986, and also (iii) Kettle Falls High School in 1988. Are any of these true?
You were born in May, 1969. So, in June 1986, you were one month past your 17th birthday. Americans do not graduate high school at age 17, unless they have skipped a grade. We doubt it, since you never attended school.
We took a twitter poll to find one of your 1986 KFHS classmates, but no one admits to attending any class with you or knowing someone who did. No one remembers you.
We conclude your claim to have graduated from KFHS in 1986 is untrue.
You may have "graduated" at age 17 from "Columbia River Christian Academy" in 1986 -- a unaccredited "school" fully out of compliance with Washington education regulations.
You couldn't have been lawfully homeschooled. Homeschooling in WA requires college educated homeschool marms, but you say you are the first in your family to attend "college".
We conclude you may have obtained a GED from KFHS in 1988, and your official bios have tried to obscure your dark secret. Rep. Boebert is another armed Christian trump-cultist mom who also only has a GED, but at least she is honest about it.
Or maybe you have no GED - just the fake CRCA "graduation" and the fake PCC "graduation".
In your race against Dr. Lisa Brown, your official WA Voters Guide materials claimed you earned an "MBA" from University of Washington, but you were never an MBA student at UW. The UW's Foster School of Business MBA program requires the GRE or GMAT, an undergraduate degree from an accredited college, plus a high school diploma, and you have none of those.
In other materials, you claim to have an "EMBA", which program the UW will offer based on job experience if the applicant lacks the college pre-requisites, as you lack. So, what did you tell UW about your educational background. KFHS 1986? CRCA (unaccredited) in 1986? KFHS in 1988? GED in 1988? PCC (unaccredited) in 1990?
It is possible you told the truth on your UW application, and that you deserved a chance to enroll in the EMBA program based on the truth. But our guess is, based on your history of narrative-serving obfuscation, that you did not tell the truth to UW, and you deprived a deserving student of your spot in the program.
We have lost faith in your ability to tell the truth. You are pregnant with trump and carrying him full term, no matter how absolutely silly it makes you look. Lying about whether you attended high school makes you look even more silly.
So, Congresswoman, can you clarify? Did you attend and graduate from KFHS, as you claim, at age 17? Did you tell the University of Washington the truth in your EMBA application?
If your staff keeps track, put us down as FOR our Congresswoman falsely claiming to have graduated an accredited high school at age 17, because that is hilarious given that the Congresswoman seems entirely uneducated; but, put us down as AGAINST our Congresswoman lying about her educational background to earn an exception to the University of Washington's admissions policies, because that deprived a deserving student of admission to our state's flagship educational institution.
Have a nice day.
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